NOTE: all time-related stats are measured in seconds.

"BONUS EGO"
"COUPLES ESCAPED"
"COUPLES CRUSHED"
"DAYS SPENT STOMPING"
"DIED ALONE"           : Died without any others underfoot
"DROPS SPILLED"
"DRY KILLS"            : Killed while giant is wiped out
"DYING SCREAMS CUT"
"FULL PRESSURE KILLS"
"FURTHEST ROLLED"      : Furthest a tiny rolled, in pixels
"GRIEVED"              : Allowed to Grieve (Lost their 'infatuated' status)
"HEARTS BROKEN"        : Lover died
"HIGHEST KILL COMBO"
"LONGEST LIVED"        : Longest time a tiny lived
"LONGEST CRUSHING"     : Longest time spent on a single crush
"LOVERS LEFT"          : Got disloyal and left
"MASS CRUSHINGS"
"ONE STOMP KILLS"
"ONE STOMP EGO"        : Most amount of ego gained in one stomp
"PERMANENTLY CRIPPLED" : Escaped while sustaining injuries
"PROCESSING LOSS"      : Escaped with a broken heart
"RANK GAIN"
"RANK LOSS"
"SATISFYING KILLS"     : Tinies killed at max ego
"SOFT KILLS"           : Low pressure
"SPECIAL KILLS"        : Kills of bugs with fit flag "special_kill"
"STEPS TAKEN"
"STICKERS PEELED"
"STRANDS AT ONCE"      : Most strands on the foot at once
"TIME SPENT"
"TOTAL KILLS"
"TOTAL ESCAPES"
"TINY STEPS TAKEN"
"TOTAL EGO GAINED"
"TOTAL EGO LOST"
"TRASH TAKEN OUT"      : Dead bugs moved offscreen
"TIME SUFFERING"
"TIME WITHOUT KILLING"
"WIPEOUTS"             : Giant got tired
